Blitz (Tuesday May 7th 2002)

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TUESDAY NIGHT BLITZ

Live from Fort Lauderdale, Florida

The aftermath of Eve Of Destruction

B.A.: HELLO, AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF EWA TUESDAY NIGHT BLITZ!!! WHAT AN EXCITING CARD WE HAVE TONIGHT!! TWO TITLES WILL BE ON THE LINE, INCLUDING THE NEWLY CROWNED EWA WORLD TITLE CHAMPION MAC "TRUCK" MALOY AND ALSO THE T.V. TITLE WILL BE UP FOR GRABS AS BRIDGE TAKES ON CORRUPTOR!!!

Mr.D.: Yeah but our first two matches aren't any less important. Number one contendership is on the line. First it'll be a fatal four way pinfall elimination only between Buck Naked, Ravage, Johnny Thunder and the EWA's very own hardcore luchadore El Spastico.

B.A.: Right you are, D! That match ready to get underway as we begin another exciting Blitz!!

"Night Fever" by the Beegees signals the entrance of the four way matches first competitor. The crowd hisses as the EWA camera pans the arena zooming in on mocking signs with the words Spaz on them. El Spastico makes his way from behind the curtain down onto the stage and struts down to the ring. He lifts himself up onto the ring apron then enters. Spastico flings his arms into the air turning circles inviting everyone to bask in his greatness.

Mr.D.: WOOOHOOO!!! EL SPASTICO!! He's probably one of the most exciting guys in the EWA and.....my personal favorite.

B.A.: I don't doubt it!!

Mr.D.: What? That he is the most exciting wrestler or he's my personal favorite.

"Oh Yeah" by Yello halts the commentary of Bill and Mr.D. Buck Naked makes his way out to the stage stopping to remove his towel in a sexy manner. All the women in the arena reply with sinister boos for Naked. Buck makes a obscene gesture at the crowd and makes his way down to the ring and joins El Spastico. The two men begin to talk to each other.

B.A.: Mr.D I think Buck and El Spastico or Spaz as he's commonly referred to by the EWA fans look like they may be talking some strategy over.

Mr.D: Hey, nothing wrong with that. It's a good plan. Eliminate the other two guys early so that they can wrestle each other still fresh.

Drowning Pool erupts over the P.A. system as sparks of pyro shoot into the air. Ravage makes his way out to the ring with his music "Tear Away". Ravage stops at the apron and watches the two in the ring finish their conversation and nods his head as if he has figured out their impromptu contract. He slowly makes his way up the ring steps and steps inside removing his trenchcoat. El Spastico and Naked stand side by side slowly stepping toward Ravage.

B.A.: Things don't look to good for Ravage right now, D. I think Spastico and Buck Naked have decided to get on the same page here.

The two partners inch closer to Ravage as he takes a step back into the corner. Suddenly, Spastico turns to Naked and drives a forearm shot across the side of Naked's head. Ravage jumps in as Buck hits the ground and the two standing men start stomping Buck repeatedly.

B.A.: GOOD GOD!!! THE ROOS IS AFOOT!!! SPASTICO AND RAVAGE SUCKERED BUCK NAKED IN AND ARE ATTACKING HIM RELENTLESSLY!!!

Mr.D.: GOTTA LOVE THOSE MIND GAMES!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

Forsaken blasts over the P.A. as Johnny Thunder darts out of the backstage area and runs down the ramp. The crowd jumps to their feet yelling their approval of the appearance of the last participant. Thunder dives into the ring and quickly gets his feet and rushes toward Buck Naked's assailants. Thunder lands an axle handle smash into the back of Ravages head dropping him to the canvass. El Spastico turns to Thunder and the two start trading roundhouse rights with each other. Buck slowly crawls to some near ropes and starts pulling himself up to his feet as El Spastico gains the advantage over Thunder with a knee to the stomach. Thunder falls backward into the turnbuckles into a seated position. El Spastico moves in for the attack but is cut off as Buck Naked hits him with a clothesline.

B.A.: ITS TOTAL ANARCHY!!! REFEREE JACK COLE IS DUMBFOUNDED TRYING TO KEEP UP!!!!

Mr.D.: GET UP RAVAGE AND HELP YOUR DAMN PARTNER!!!

B.A.: There isn't any partner's in this match. Everyone wants a shot at the T.V. title.

( Buck pulls Spastico up by his mask and hits him with a thundering Reverse DDT. Ravage, back on his feet, eyes Johnny Thunder regaining his vertical base in the corner and rushes in. Ravage leaps just before impact to hit an avalanche but Thunder moves out of the way at the last second and Ravage collides with the turnbuckles bouncing his chin off the top pad. Thunder steps in from behind Ravage, catching him as he falls backwards, lifting him up and dropping Ravage on the mat with a German Suplex simultaneously as Naked hits the DDT.)

B.A.: WHAT AN IMPACT!!! THUNDER WITH THE SUPLEX AND NAKED WITH THE DDT!!! IT'S A WONDER THE RING IS STILL STANDING!!!

Thunder and Naked get to their feet as Ravage and Spastico both roll out of the ring on opposite sides of the mat. Naked attacks Thunder from behind with a lethal forearm to the back of the neck as Thunder watches Ravage on the outside. Naked continually beats Thunder about the head until he has him against the ropes. Naked goes for the Irish whip but Thunder manages a reversal. Naked bounds off the opposite side ropes and spots Thunder hunched over in the middle of the ring in position for a back body drop. Naked lifts off into the air and pins Thunder to the mat with a Sunset Flip.

B.A.: THIS COULD BE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION!!!1

Referee Jack Cole: 1....2...(kick out)

Mr.D: Damn that was close!!! I'm not so sure it wasn't a three!!!!

Thunder rolls out of the pinning position first managing to beat Naked to his feet. Thunder dives at Naked and plants him on the canvass with a clothesline. Thunder jumps to his feet and mounts the nearest corner and leaps into the air flipping his weight and hit Buck Naked with The High Voltage. Thunder follows with a cover

Referee Jack Cole: 1...2...3

B.A.: BUCK NAKED'S OUT!!! ONLY THREE MEN LEFT TO GO!!!

Mr.D.: I CAN'T BELIEVE BUCK'S OUT!!! ALL THE LADIES ARE GONNA BE UPSET TONIGHT!!!!

Thunder turns toward the side of the ring where El Spastico leans against the barricade. Thunder makes a move toward El Spastico but Ravage, on the other side of the ring dives in under the bottom rope and hits Thunder from behind. Thunder goes to turn around and is greeted by a boot to the midsection. Ravage lands quick overhand rights backing Thunder against the ropes. El Spastico watches the action as they get nearer and nearer to him. Ravage flings Thunder across the mat with and Irish whip. Ravage goes for a clothesline but Thunder ducks under and continues to the other ropes. El Spastico jumps up catching the top rope sending Thunder head over heels crashing down tot he floor as he hits the ropes. El Spastico jumps up on the apron facing Thunder on the floor and raises his hands over his head waiting to hit a high risk maneuver. Ravage quickly comes in behind Spastico from inside the ring and jerks Spastico head backwards locking him into an inverted head scissors. Ravage reaches over the ropes grabbing the trunks of El Spastico and lifts him into the air and goes for the inverted suplex. The agile El Spastico quickly brings his legs over and lands squarely on his feet. Ravage turns around to see where El Spastico lays but is surprised as Spastico leaps from the stand position and lands on the shoulders of Ravage. El Spastico flips Ravage over with a Hurricanranna catching the legs as Ravage goes through for the pin.

Referee Jack Cole: 1....2....3

B.A.: MY GOD WHAT INTENSE ACTION AS RAVAGE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY EL SPASTICO!!! AND NOW ONLY TWO MEN REMAIN!!!

Mr.D: COME ON SPAZ!!! ONLY ONE GUY LEFT TO BEAT!!!

Spastico quickly gets up off of Ravage as Jack Cole steps between the two trying to muscle a dazed and upset Ravage out of the ring. Spastico darts toward the open ropes opposite of where Thunder stands outside the ring. Spastico rebound and jumps over the opposite top rope for the suicide dive but Thunder, in full awareness, moves out of the way and adds momentum to Spastico's decent by shoving El Spastico's head down into the barricade.

B.A.: THAT MOVE DIDN'T PAY OFF FOR EL SPASTICO AND HE'S HURTING IN A BIG WAY!!!

Mr.D: YEAH BUT THUNDER CAN'T PIN HIM ON THE OUTSIDE!!!

Thunder grabs the mask of El Spastico and rolls him into the ring. Thunder, instead of following, walks over to a near turnbuckle and perches the third rope. He extends to a full standing position and makes a motion with his hand to help urge Spastico back up.

B.A.: THUNDER MAY BE LOOKING FOR THAT FLYING LARIAT OF HIS!! IF HE HITS IT IT'LL BE OVER!!!

Mr.D: LOOK OUT DUMBASS!!! I MEAN SPAZZZZZ!!!!

El Spastico slowly makes it to a knee. Out of the corner of his eye he catches a glimpse of Thunder stalking him. He quickly darts tot he ropes shaking the turnbuckle causing Thunder to fall down racking his groin across the rope buckle. Thunder falls forward onto the canvass clutching his nuts trying gasping for air. Spastico quickly runs to the corner and springboards up into the air hitting Thunder with a Moonsault. Spastico roles over and lifts Thunders legs onto his shoulder in a pin attempt. Spastico reaches both feet up onto the second rope as Jack Cole slides down to the canvass for the cover.

B.A.: HE'S GOT HIS FEET ON THE ROPES!!! HE'S GOT HIS FEET ON THE ROPES!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!!

Referee Jack Cole: 1....2....3

Mr.D.: HE DID IT!!! EL SPASTICO IS GONNA GET A SHOT AT THE T.V. TITLE!!!

B.A.: YEAH BUT HE DON'T DESERVE IT, DAMN IT!!! HE CHEATED!!!! HE USED THE ROPES AS AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE!!!

Mr.D.: It's only cheating if the referee catches you, dipshit!!!

El Spastico roles out of the ring followed by Jack Cole. Cole lifts the arm of El Spastico in the air signaling his victory. Spastico hurriedly makes his way to the backstage area as the camera cuts to commercial.

B.A.: Welcome back from the station break ladies and gentleman and we've just seen a shocker of a first match. El Spastico defeated four other competitors to become the number one contender for the EWA T.V. Title. And in my opinion he don't deserve it one bit.

Mr.D: Well you know what they say about opinions, Bill!!!

B.A.: Anyways!! Now on to our second bout which will pit J.C. Swinger against Damian Smith for another number one contenders slot for the EWA Euroamerican Title.

Mr.D.: Yeah and best of all!!! We get to see....TINA!!!!

Godsmack sounds over the P.A. and J.C. Swinger makes his way out of the back. Tina follows closely behind him as he stops at the front of the stage. He turns to his beloved and gives her a peck on the cheek and whispers in her ear. Tina looks at him for a moment and then Swinger makes a motion toward the backstage curtain. Tina shakes her head in disapproval then leaves her companion on stage as she returns to the back. Swinger continues his trek down to the ring and enters, never acknowledging the presence of the twenty thousand plus fans in auditorium.

Mr.D.: WAIT.....WHAT THE HELL IS.....WHERE IS TINA GOING!!!

B.A.: Well apparently J.C. Swinger has sent her to the back. Maybe he's just not comfortable having her out here for this match up.

Mr.D.: Well that's not very cool. He should be disqualified.

B.A.: Yeah, I'll hold my breath for that!!!

"Of Wolf & Man" plays over the sound system as Bill and D finish their arguments. Damian Smith comes out of the back with a smug look on his face and struts down to the arena. He walks up the steel steps into the ring and stands opposite of Swinger as the two men stare each other down. Referee Mark Parker makes the check of the boots and tights for foreign objects and then calls for the bell

B.A.: Both men sizing each other up now!!!!

The two men circle to the right of each other then lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. The two muscle each other back and forth but Smith's strength proves superior as he muscles Swinger into a corner. The two slowly start to separate as Parker steps in the middle of them calling for a clean break. Smith raises his hands up showing his compliance and back away. The two get back to the center of the ring and circle again. They lock up similarly and this time Swinger gets the upper hand in the battle putting Smith into a corner. Swinger starts to back away as Parker steps in. Swinger slaps Smith across the face as he backs away.

B.A.: That's not a very wrestler like maneuver!!

Mr.D.: No, Swinger just wanted to insult Damian Smith and make him mad!!

Smith tears out of the corner as he pushes Parker away; looking for a clothesline. Swinger ducks under and turns to face Smith. He hits a kick in the midsection of Smith doubling him over. Swinger places Smith's head between his legs and looks around at the crowd with an egotistical smile. He swings his arms wide in the air for added insult and the points his finger down at Smith's back and begins mouthing obscenities

B.A.: Boy Swinger not showing Damian Smith much respect at all here, taking his time to do whatever it is he's going to do!!!

Mr.D.: I'll tell you what he's gonna do!! Your gonna witness the quickest match in EWA history when Swinger plants Smith on the canvass with this Powebomb.

Swinger stops taunting Smith and grabs him around the waste to finish his move. Smith lifts his head up at the as Swinger bends over and flips Swinger over with a back body drop. Smith falls down on the shoulders of Swinger as he hits the mat and starts hitting quick punches to Swinger's head.

B.A.: SMITH COUNTERED THE POWERBOMB AND HE'S TAKING SWINGER TO THE WOODSHED!!!!

Smith continues to pound at Swinger's face as the anger builds and Smith's face becomes red with rage. He dismounts Swinger and grabs the top rope as he stands up and starts stomping Swinger in the chest furiously. Parker gives the mandatory break count but Smith never acknowledges his presence. Parker fights to separate the two and manages to stop Smith from stomping on Swinger. Smith back away only briefly and then reaches and picks Swinger up with a handful of hair. Smith lands a nasty Swinging Neckbreaker on Swinger planting him back on the canvass. Smith, never hesitating, picks up Swinger again and shoulders him into the ropes. Smith attempts the Irish whip but Swinger goes for the counter. Smith quickly grabs the near top rope stopping Swinger from ejecting him across the ring and kicks Swinger in the stomach doubling him over. Smith grabs the back of Swinger's head and hits a Jumping Sit-down Bulldog

B.A.: SMITH NOT TAKING TO KINDLY TO THE DISRESPECT SHOWN TO HIM BY SWINGER AND HE IS TEARING SWINGER A NEW ONE!!!!

Mr.D: A NEW WHAT?!!!

B.A.: You know what!!!!

Smith picks up Swinger by the head to continue his assault. Smith again goes for the Irish whip, but this time Swinger reverses successfully sending Smith on the go. Swinger ducks his head for the back body drop, but the still healthy Smith anticipates the maneuver and stops as he reaches Swinger trapping Swinger's head between his knees. Smith points down at Swinger, mockingly mouthing the same taunts and then lifts Swinger's feet into the air.. Smith drops down into a seated position driving Swinger's head and neck into the canvass with a textbook Piledriver.

B.A.: DEAR GOD!!!! SWINGER MAY BE DEAD!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!

Mr.D.: OH THAT WAS BRUTAL!!! I'M SICK TO MY STOMACH JUST WATCHING IT.

B.A.: Smith now goes for the cover!!! I'm sure there won't be any kick out after that move!!!!

Referee Mark Parker: 1....2.....

Smith jerks Swinger's shoulders off the mat and looks into the eyes of the confused referee. Smith stands up and stands over Swinger's lifeless body. He curses Swinger as he bends over and gets into his face. Smith lift his hand way back and slaps J.C. Swinger across the face. The crowd responds with a high pitched "WHOOO". Smith steps back off of Swinger and drags his torso off the mat. Smith kneels down behind Swinger and locks him into a Crossface Chicken Wing. Swinger never moves.

B.A.: THIS HAS JUST WENT FROM AN ASS WHOOPIN' TO JUST PLAIN PUNISHMENT!!! THIS IS SICK, WHY DOESN'T THE REF JUST RING THE DAMN BELL!!

Mr.D.: CAUSE THE MATCH AIN'T OVER YET!!! HE HASN'T TAPPED!!!!

Parker stops asking Swinger for the submission and then grabs the wrist of J.C. He lifts the arm into the air and lets it fall back to the canvass. The referee signals the count of one to the time keeper and then repeats the check 2 more time. Parker signals for the bell and Smith drops Swinger's head back down onto the canvass hard. Smith stands over Swinger's body in the middle of the ring and lets the referee raise his arms in victory as he smiles to the crowd. The crowd never responds with cheers or disapproval. Smith exits the ring and walks backstage. Tina runs past Smith as he exits and sprints down to the ring and slides inside hovering over J.C. with tears rolling down her cheeks.

B.A.: WE NEED SOME HELP OUT HERE THIS MAN COULD BE SERIOUSLY HURT!!!! SOMEONE GET THE EMT'S!!!

Mr.D: (slight whisper) Serves him right for not having Tina out here to watch his back.

The music hit and the Corrupter comes out and he looks to the fans. Then he flashes a cocky grin and he begins strutting down to the ring. He slides in, and then he jumps to the turnbuckles. He laughs as he crosses his arms together. Then he jumps back down to the ring.

BA: Well….there he is.

Mr. D: What the hell is he laughing about?

Mr. D: That's right, you don't know anything. Ever.

BA: hmmm…..I know Truck is wrestling later. And I know Truck isn't particularly happy with you. I know that.

Bridge stands at the top of the ramp and holds title above his head.

BA: He is excited that he has that title! There is no way The Corrupter is not going to get it, not tonight.

Mr. D: That's what you think. Corrupter is the man. Not really.

BA: For once we agree.

Bridge gives the title to the ref and is jumped immediately from behind by the Corrupter, who bashes Bridge and slings him to the outside. Corrupter argues with the referee briefly before sliding out of the ring.

BA: An early start from the Corrupter!

Mr. D: Yeah…early bird gets the worm. Or an ass-whipping!

Corrupter slings Bridge into the steps, then picks Bridge up and rams him into the ring post. Bridge is down. Corrupter tries to powerbomb Bridge into the Spanish announce table. Corrupter takes too long and is flipped over onto the table.

BA: Good God! What a reversal!

Mr. D: Well goddamn I didn't know Bridge was that fucking smart.

BA: Well, I don't think you're smart enough to articulate one sentence without a swear word.

Mr. D: Shows what you know, fuck nut!

The Corrupter rolls Bridge back into the ring.

Corrupter scoop slams Bridge and goes for a first rope leg drop but Bridge rolls out of the way. Bridge then slings Corrupter into the ropes and hits a spear.

BA: SPEAR! SPEAR! GOD ALMIGHTY!

Mr. D: Calm down man. It's not like that's not a common move nowdays.

BA: It might be common, but that wasn't common power behind it!

Bridge is slow to cover.

BA: NO! Corrupter out at two! It was close though!

Mr. D: Close my ass! Corrupter had him beat so badly he couldn't even make a pin! What's close about that?

Bridge puts Corrupter into an ankle lock, but the Corrupter gets to the ropes. Then slides outside for a breather. Bridge goes for baseball slide but Corrupter moves and Bridge hits the concrete.

BA: Call that man a chiropractic! He's going to need it!

Mr. D: I guess you could say Bridge's backbone was corrupted!

BA: Funny. Real funny…..

Corrupter rolls Bridge back in the ring. Corrupter hits a suplex then goes for the cover.

Corrupter picks up Bridge, whips him into the corner and hits a splash. Corrupter then stomps Bridge in the corner, rolls Bridge over and goes for the pin.

BA: A lot of pin attempts here, D. Corrupter gets a 2 as Bridge has a foot on the ropes.

Mr. D: I guess these two dumb asses know they need to win however they can, and whenever they can.

Corrupter, obviously getting frustrated, whips Bridge into the ropes. Bridge ducks, then returns from the other side with a clothesline.

BA: Both men are down. The ref starts the ten count.

Mr. D: Looks like two whores after a good night's work, flat on their backs!!!

Both men start to stir.

Both men pull themselves up by the ropes.

Bridge is first up.Bridge sees Corrupter is groggy and gives him a full nelson slam and goes for the cover.

BA: Another pin attempt here!

Mr. D: Shit! He barely kicked out of that one!

BA: Amazing! Simply amazing!

Bridge then whips Corrupter into the corner and goes for a splash, but the Corrupter evades him and then rolls Bridge up for a pin.

BA: Another close pinfall. This match could go either way here!

Mr. D: Sweet Jesus Fucking Christ! Eventually one of these two will stay down!

Bridge kicks out. Corrupter scoop slams Bridge the gives him and multiple German suplexs. Goes for cover.

BA: NO! He got out! He got out!

Mr. D: These two men are tough. There is absolutely no doubts there!

Corrupter picks up Bridge and puts him on the corner ready for superplex. Corrupter gives him multiple forearms. Bridge shakes off the forearms and blocks the superplex at the top. Bridge gives Corrupter a European uppercut and manages to overpower the Corrupter. Bridge then signals to the crowd for "The Landmark".

BA: You know what that means!!!

Mr. D: If he hits this, it has to be over!

BA: Bridge hits the Landmark! He hit it! He goes for the cover!!

BA: Folks its over! Bridge has retained his title, but the Corrupter gave him one hell of a fight!

Mr. D: Yeah, that was pretty damn impressive!

The Corrupter rolls out of the ring, gathers himself and struggles back to the back. Bridge celebrates in the ring, soaking up the applause of the crowd. El Spastico charges out from the back, chair in hand and races towards the ring

Mr. D: There he is, the real “CHAIRMAN” of the EWA! Bridge doesn't even see him!

BA: Turn around champ, for god's sake turn around

Bridge, turns blindly and is met with a full force, chair assisted dropkick, sending him reeling from the ring and out to the floor. Blood pours down his head from a gash above his right eye. Suddenly, Johnny Thunder races out from the back, causing El Spastico to run for cover through the crowd. Johnny motions for the medical crew to come down and tend to Bridge.

BA: Now what the hell was that for?

Mr. D: Why do you always ask me? I guess Spaz wants to tell Bridge that he's next in line

BA: Ok, we're back for the main event folks. Ethan Hunter picks up his shot against the reigning EWA World Champion, Mac Truck Maloy!

Mr. D: I think we shall see a different Hunter here tonight Bill. This is just what he needed to get back into gear

Ethan Hunter suddenly pops out from behind the curtain. No music plays. Ethan slowly walks down the ramp, climbs into the ring, and rests in the corner.

BA: Well…this is different.

Mr. D: Where are the damn pyros?

BA: I don't know. This is the first time we've seen Ethan in weeks. Maybe the techs forgot he was still with the company.

BA: Remember D, the president has a serious problem with Hunter. Maybe this is the last time we'll be seeing or hearing from him

The arena goes black leaving two dim lights glowing from the Psychotron. A huge blast from a rig's horn pierces the Bateman Center. The fans in the stands all jump to their feet screaming cheers through the air.

Mr. D: Oh hell, here he comes!!

BA: Your favorite wrestler?

BA: Oh come one admit it! You like him!

Silver pyro streams down the side of the ramp as yellow lines mimic a highway extend down to the ring. Truck Maloy enters the arena out onto the stage to the booming sounds of “Enter Sandman” by Metallica, wearing a black and red plaid shirt with blue jean shorts, sporting his infamous, beat up, straw cowboy hat. The EWA Title is draped over his left shoulder as he

approaches the corner of the stage.

BA: Fans here is your EWA Heavyweight champion!!!!!

Mr. D: The luckiest man alive.

BA: I don't know how much luck had to do with it.

Mr. D: I Do you pissant! Rage should be the champ!

Truck pulls the belt off his should and holds it over his head with both hands as the crowd becomes louder. Truck walks over to the other end of the stage and repeats his belt display. He starts down the ramp as the pyro turns off and the arena lights come on. He slaps the hands of the fans as they lean over the barricades. Truck stops just before he gets to the ring and spots a small boy, about 8 or 9 years old, sitting in a wheelchair at ringside.

BA: He is one class act!

Mr. D: Yeah? Maybe he should retire and go into politics. I hear they like baby kissers.

BA: What is your problem with this guy?

Mr. D: It's none of your business.

BA: Well then keep your opinion of him off MY broadcast! I think it is excellent that we have a champion like this man here.

He walks over and says a few inaudible words then removes his hat and hands it to the boy. The small child's eyes widen like saucer plates as he smiles widely. Truck turns his attention back to the ring and rushes it. He slides in under the bottom rope and hands the belt to the referee who then holds the prize high into the air.

BA: Right there! The EWA Championship! The pinnacle of success in the EWA right now!

Mr. D: Around one of the worst wrestlers here.

BA: Wrestling doesn't have everything to do with it. He may not be the most technically sound wrestler, but he never, EVER quits or gives up.

Mr. D: Do you think you can get your lips off his ass long enough to call the match?

BA: Oh, so I'M the one with a personal agenda now?

Mr. D: You're goddamn right.

The ref gives the belt to the timekeeper, and Hunter takes advantage by attacking Truck as the ref's back is turned.

BA: Ethan going for a hammerlock.

Mr. D: a hammer lock? What's up with this guy? Has he forgotten how to go since he's been gone?

Truck and Ethan exchange simple hammerlocks and armbars when Truck reverses one of Ethan's technical holds and brings him down with a hip toss. Truck grabs the wrists of Ethan and drives his knee into the back of Hunter, locking him into a Wishbone Stretch.

BA: Truck going for the submission.

Mr. D: Not yet!! It looks like Hunter is about to get out of it!

As Ethan begins to power out of the wishbone stretch and regain his vertical base Truck drives his big boot up and kicks Ethan Hunter in the middle of the back. Truck releases a wrist and steps into Ethan and takes

him down with a powerful Side Russian Leg sweep and quickly follows it up with an STF.

Mr. D: I tell you what! This asshole loves that move! He's used it every single match.

BA: And do you know where it got him?

Mr. D: On my shit list!

BA: No! The EWA title! Why fix what's not broken?

Truck releases the hold, pulls Ethan to his feet, and lands furious roundhouse rights to the jaw of Hunter and beats him back into an announcers side turnbuckle. Truck stomps Ethan twice in the midsection then mounts the second ropes hovering over Ethan and begins punching Ethan about the forehead as the

crowd counts along with each impact. On the 9th punch, Truck stops his flurry and raises and arm into the air giving the motion of pulling the horn on his truck and leaps into the air. Truck brings down a powerful Bionic Elbow across Ethans head driving him into the turnbuckles.

BA: Truck playing to the crowd a bit.

Mr. D: Come On Ethan, get your head out of your ass for a minute!!!

BA: I don't think that is it, I think Ethan is simply out-classed here tonight.

Truck grabs Ethan's wrist as he lays in the turnbuckles and whips him across the ring. Truck runs in behind Ethan, lifting off into the air as Ethan hits the opposite side of the ring and comes down from mid-ring

squashing Ethan against the turnbuckles with The Traffic Jam.

Mr. D: OUCH!!! He squashed him!

BA: Squash? Well, yeah he IS squashing him.

Mr. D: you know what I mean.

BA: Yeah….and You know what I mean.

Truck grabs a handful of Ethans hair and lifts him off the canvass. Truck ducks down into a fireman's carry position and hoists Ethan, inverted, into the air and locking Hunter into a Torture Rack submission.

Truck bounces Ethan off of his shoulder wrenching Ethan's back, then Truck thrusts Ethan over his shoulders and drops Ethan down on his knee into a Backbreaker Drop.

BA: Fans, this is getting ugly!

Mr. D: Yeah, has Ethan even gotten one offensive maneuver?