May Massacre (Sunday May 26th 2002)

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B.A.: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND WELCOME TO THE SECOND EWA PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT. MAY MASSACRE!!!! WE'VE GOT ONE HELL OF AN EXCITING LINE UP FOR YOU TONIGHT!!!! YOU'LL WITNESS THE CORRUPTOR AGAINST JESUS GONZALEZ IN A LOSER LEAVES THE EWA MATCH UP.

Mr.D.: THAT'S RIGHT BILL!!! TONIGHT SOMEBODY IS GOING TO BE GOING HOME FOR GOOD AND NEVER SET FOOT BACK IN AN EWA ARENA AGAIN!!!!

B.A.: ALSO ON THE LINE TONIGHT, WILL BE, THE EWA TELEVISION TITLE CHAMPIONSHIP, AS BRIDGE TAKES ON JOHNNY THUNDER!!!!! AND FOR OUR MAIN EVENT THE EWA EUROAMERICAN TITLE HELD BY JAROD CROW WILL BE DEFENDED AGAINST THE MAN WHO SAYS HE SHOULD BE HOLDING THE TITLE, DAMIAN "THE WOLF" SMITH!!!!

Mr. D: WELL ALL I GOT TO SAY IS THE WOLF IS RIGHT!!! HE HAD JAROD CROW BEATEN IN THE RING WITH A SUBMISSION HOLD!!!

B.A.: YOU ARE CORRECT ABOUT THAT BUT...THE REFEREE DIDN'T SEE IT AND THE MATCH CONTINUED AND JAROD CROW WON THE MATCH AND NOW CARRIES THE GOLD AROUND HIS WASTE.

Mr.D: Let's not forget who the referee for that match is either Bill!!!

B.A.: That would be none other than the EWA World Title Champion, and your favorite wrestler Mr.D., TRUCK MALOY!!!!

Mr.D.: He ain't my favorite wrestler by any means!!!!

B.A.: Awwww come on!!! You two seem to get along so well, though. ( Bill snickers )

( Silence controls the arena as the fans all stand to their feet and focus their attention on the stage. The Corrupter steps through the curtain before his music hits. He has a solemn face on and a chair in his hand. The fans do not boo or cheer him, because they are looking at him in anticipation. He drops his chair and steps in the ring. He immediately waits for the bell to ring. )

B.A.: It looks as if The Corruptor is ready to get this match under way!!!!

Mr.D.: I don't blame him!!!! I wouldn't be looking forward to this match either and would want it over as quick as possible.

( Offspring breaks the silence with Jesus Gonzalez entrance music " All I want". Jesus emerges from under the Psychotron wearing his signature mask and wrestling attire. He stops at the stage to raise his arms and gains the cheers of the crowd. Jesus milks the crowd for what its worth then trots down to the ring. Jesus climbs the steel steps as Referee Jack Cole motions to The Corruptor to give Jesus room to enter. Jesus slowly enters the ring and the men immediately begin to circle as Cole calls for the bell.)

B.A.: MAY MASSACRE HAS JUST BEGUN!!! AND FOR ONE OF THESE TWO MEN THEY'RE CAREER WILL BE ENDING!!!!

( Jesus and Corruptor lock up in the middle of the ring with a textbook collar and elbow. Corruptor takes the quick advantage, sliding Jesus into a headlock. The Corrupter wrenches hard on the side of Jesus' head. Jesus grabs a wrist and breaks the headlock countering Corruptor into an armbar. Corruptor reverses Jesus' hold quickly into an armbar of his own. Corruptor lifts Jesus' arm high over his head and twists it while bringing it down to add extra torque on the elbow and shoulder. Jesus drops to the ground and rolls backward and kicks back up to his feet then into a forward handspring causing Corruptor to release the hold. Jesus quickly whips a spinning heel kick at Corruptor's face but Corruptor ducks under and brings a foot up into the midsection of Jesus and then plants him on the mat with a DDT.)

B.A.: SOME FACE PACED ACTION HERE IN THE EARLY PART OF THIS MATCH BUT THE CORRUPTOR SEEMS TO HAVE AND ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING GONZALEZ HAS!!!! HERE'S A COVER!!!!

Cole: 1...2...(kick out)

B.A.: A NEAR FALL BUT JESUS ISN'T GOING TO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!!!! CAREERS ARE ON THE LINE AND NEITHER OF THESE TWO YOUNGSTERS WANT TO END IT HERE TONIGHT!!!!!

( Corruptor quickly recovers from the failed pinfall and begins stomping Jesus who still lays on the mat. Corruptor lands a couple of dropping elbows across the chest of Gonzalez and then picks Jesus up by the mask. Corrupter places Jesus' head between his legs and lifts the feet of Jesus into the air and drives him into the canvass with a piledriver. Corruptor regains his feet and stands over the motionless Gonzalez. Corruptor motions that its the end and goes for a cover.)

B.A.: A DEVASTATING MOVE BY THE CORRUPTOR THIS COULD BE THE END FOR MR. MUY CALLENTE!!!! 1....2....NO!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! JESUS IS TO CLOSE TO THE ROPES AND BREAKS THE COUNT WITH A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! HE'S STILL IN THIS MATCH!!!!!

Mr.D.: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!! AFTER A PILEDRIVER LIKE THAT IT'S A WONDER GONZALEZ CAN MOVE ANY OF HIS BODY PARTS!!!!!

( The Corruptor slaps the mat in frustration and then regains his footing. Corruptor raises Jesus up to a sitting position and starts tugging at the strings of the mask trying to remove it. Jesus reaches back and grabs the head of Corruptor as he raises to his feet and drops back down hitting Corruptor with a CHINBUSTER. The Corrupter reels back across the ring grabbing his chin. Jesus fixes the mask into position and gets back to his feet. Corruptor's momentum is stopped by the stage side ropes as he leans against them. Jesus somersaults forward and hits Corruptor with a ROLLING CLOTHESLINE. The two spill over the top rope from the force as they collide and drop to the floor outside. Both men lay on the ground without movement. Jack Cole begins the mandatory ten count for the countout.)

B.A.: GONZALEZ USING EVERY OUNCE OF DETERMINATION HE HAS LEFT AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE IN A BAD WAY LAYING OUTSIDE THE RING!!!!

Mr.D.: ONE OF THESE DUMBASSES BETTER GET UP AND GET IN THE RING BEFORE THEY ARE ELIMINATED!!!!

( The two men start to show signs of life as Cole sounds out the count of five. On the six count the two men are back to a knee simultaneously. Jesus wildly darts towards Corruptor with a running lariat but Corruptor dodges the attack and starts landing right hands on Jesus. Jesus staggers back then manages to block a punch and land a roundhouse of his own. Cole reaches the eight count as the two men blast away at each other exchanging blows. Corruptor lands a hard right hand staggering Jesus back onto the ramp. Cole reaches the nine as Corruptor chases Jesus up the ramp onto the stage where Jesus fights back landing another punch of his own. Cole bellows the last count of ten as the two men reach the Psychotron and disappear into the backstage area. The bell sounds.)

B.A.: THIS MATCH IS OVER AS BOTH MEN HAVE BEEN COUNTED OUT!!!!!

Mr.D.: YEAH BUT WHO IS LEAVING THE EWA?!!!

B.A.: I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE HOW THIS MATCH IS GOING TO BE RULED OTHER THAN A DRAW!!!! EITHER BOTH MEN WILL STAY OR BOTH MEN WILL BE LEAVING THE EWA!!!! WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND GET WORD FROM THE HEAD OFFICE TO SEE EX......WAIT....I'M GETTING WORD FROM THE BACKSTAGE AREA THAT BOTH MEN ARE STILL FIGHTING!!!......We have a camera crew standing by.

( The camera switches to the backstage area and both men are pummeling each other amongst the debris and equipment. Corruptor slams Jesus head into a wooden crate and kicks Jesus in the stomach. Corruptor goes for another piledriver but Jesus reverses and BACK BODY DROPS Corruptor on the hard concrete floor. Jesus picks up Corruptor and begins punching him again and again as the battle into the garage area. Jesus grabs Corruptor by the wrist and Irish whips him into a near by Exit door flinging him outside of the Bateman Center arena. The camera slowly pans back as the Exit door shuts. The near by steel garage door slowly starts to raise as loud pipes from an engine roar. The door raises slowly as the two wheels of a motorcycle start to appear. The door reveals the rider as Steven Rage as he kicks the Harley Motorcycle into gear and rides into the parking garage. The garage door begins to close as Corruptor and Jesus Gonzalez disappear in the horizon still fighting!!!.)

Mr.D.: RAGE IS HEAR!!!! RAGE IS HEAR!!!!! THIS PAY-PER-VIEW HAS JUST BECOME BETTER THAN EVER!!!!

B.A.: STEVEN RAGE HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING!!!! HE'S NOT SCHEDULED TO BE HERE TONIGHT!!! THAT COULD ONLY MEAN ONE THING!!!! HE'S STILL LOOKING FOR TRUCK MALOY!!!!!

Mr.D.: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT KIND OF PRESENT RAGE HAS IN STORE TO GIVE MAC MALOY!!!!

( The camera cuts to commercial.)

( The camera comes back from commercial and focuses in on Bill Altieri and Mr.D. The fans behind them are making faces and hand gestures at the cameraman to get his attention and signs are visible behind the two as they begin their commentary.)

B.A.: Welcome back to May Massacre folks, and what a confusing and exciting night it has been so far. We opened the evening with a loser leaves the EWA match between Jesus Gonzalez and The Corrupter. However, both men were counted out of the ring and the match resulted in a draw. This could either mean that both men are hereby fired from the EWA or both men are still in the EWA. We aren't for sure. We are trying to get comment from someone at the head office on what exactly the ruling is going to be but at this time we are simply clueless as to the result of that match.

Mr.D.: And let's not forget that during the aftermath of that match. The EWA's greatest wrestling Icon showed up hear at the Bateman Center.

B.A.: Of course my partner is referring to the appearance of Steven Rage. Now Steven Rage is not scheduled to be hear tonight however, it is known that prior to tonight Steven Rage had been trying to...hunt down....for lack of a better word, The EWA World Champion Mac "Truck" Maloy. He has repeatedly stated the he had a present or gift, if you will, for the Champ. What that means exactly I have no idea.

Mr.D.: I know exactly what it means and if I were Mac "Truck" Maloy, I'd try my hardest to stay as far away from Steven Rage as I could. I think that Truck should just call in sick tonight and not referee the Euroamerican title match, if he knows what's good for him.

B.A.: Well I can tell you right now Truck Maloy has no intentions of no showing hear tonight. Truck Maloy is not the kind of person to tuck tail and run from a fight. That's a fact....Jack!!!!!

( A drum beat sounds over the public address system. The crowd recognizes the familiar song and erupts with cheers. Johnny Thunder emerges from the Gorilla position, eyeing the crowd with a stern, determined look on his face. As he makes his way to the squared circle, Johnny motions to his waist, as if to say, 'This belt is mine!'

Nodding his head, Thunder ascends the ring apron and ducks between the middle and top ropes. He pumps his fists in the air before shifting his attention to the Psychotron.)

B.A.: JOHNNY THUNDER!!!! THE YOUNGSTER HAS A CHANCE TO WALK AWAY WITH GOLD TONIGHT AS HE MEETS BRIDGE FOR THE EWA T.V. TITLE!!!

( "Alive" by P.O.D. signals the entrance of the T.V. Title Champion, Bridge. Enters the arena with the gold belt around his waste as the crowd cheers him on. Bridge makes his way down to the arena and into the ring where he hands the belt to referee Bill Williams. Williams holds the belt in the air displaying the purse to the crowd. Thunder and Bridge stand nose to nose in the middle of the ring staring into each others eyes. Thunder raises a hand in front of Bridge and the two men shake hands as Williams calls for the bell.)

B.A.: Two outstanding athletes set to go at it here!!!

Mr.D.: This ones going to be a hard one to call I can tell you that. But I have to put my money on Bridge. He's just a monster!!!!

( Both men pear at each other as they lock up in the center of the ring. Bridge drives his legs like a football player and bullies Thunder into a corner. Williams step into the middle of them calling for the break as Bridge backs a way slowly with a clean break. They circle and lock up again. Bridge begins to win the test of strength again but the quick Johnny Thunder uses Bridge's momentum to whip around and this time Bridge finds himself in the corner. Williams steps in again and the two break cleanly.)

B.A.: Both of these gentlemen are class competitors neither one wanting to gain an advantage over the other with a cheap shot or any other low handed trick!!!

Mr.D.: Yeah but they'll find out as they continue to compete here in the EWA that you do whatever it takes to win!!!!

B.A.: Well I can't say I disagree with you there but it is nice to see to such gentleman as these have a go at it with each other especially when you got a belt on the line!!!!

( The two men lock up for a third time this time, however, Bridge gets the upper hand with a headlock. Thunder shoves Bridge off into the stage side ropes. Bridge rebounds as Thunder leaps into the air and hits Bridge with a standing DROPKICK. Thunder goes for a quick pin but Bridge kicks out before one. Bridge gets to his feet first and rushes toward Thunder. Thunder drops Bridge down to the mat with a DROP TOE HOLD and quickly goes to a LEG GRAPEVINE.)

B.A.: Submission maneuver here but I don't think it's going to be quite enough to get a victory over The Bridge.

( Bridge uses his strength to get to a near rope where Williams gets Thunder to break the hold. Thunder breaks at the count of three and then gets to his feet. Bridge grabs a knee as Thunder reaches down to grab Bridge by the head. Thunder muscles bridge into the near turnbuckles and lands some knife edge chops to the chest. Thunder pulls Bridge out of the corner and Irish whips Bridge. Bridge reverses and sends Thunder on the go. Thunder rebounds off the ropes as Bridge lifts up a big boot. Thunder puts on the breaks catching Bridges leg in the air and brings Bridge down with a DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP. Thunder follows up with a FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK as Bridge hits the mat.)

B.A.: THUNDER WITH ANOTHER SUBMISSION!!! HE'S FOCUSING ON THAT LEG LIKE A MAN ON A MISSION!!!

Mr.D.: Well when your up against a mammoth man like Bridge you've got to keep him on the mat!!!!

( Bridge winces in pain as Thunder torques down on the legs. Bridge sways back and forth rocking Thunder with him. Bridge uses his superior power and forces Thunder over and both men lay on their stomach. Thunder begins to scream in pain as the pressure is reverted back onto him. Thunder quickly grabs the near ropes and Williams steps in with a three count then untangles the two men. Both men get to their feet slightly grabbing their knee. Bridge turns his back to Thunder and Thunder takes the advantage bringing Bridge down with a CHOP BLOCK to the now tender knee of Bridge. Thunder grabs the tender leg and hooks the knee under his arm. As Thunder starts to flip Bridge over for the single leg Boston crab, Bridge reacts by driving his opposite leg into the chest of Thunder, forcing Thunder back into the turnbuckles. Bridge quickly jumps up and sprints to Thunder and GORES him against the turnbuckles.)

Mr.D.: GORE!!!! HE HIT THE GORE!!!! COVER HIM BRIDGE!!!

( Bridge pulls Thunder out of the corner locking Thunder's head underneath his arm planting Thunder with a DDT. Both men lay on the ground slow to get up as Williams goes for the ten count. Bridge manages to a knee first breaking the count, following by Thunder. Bridge goes moves toward Thunder hobbling on his sore leg. He goes for the hair but Thunder drives an elbow into the midsection of Bridge stunning him briefly. Thunder gets to a vertical base and swings a roundhouse right at Bridge. Bridge brings up his arm hooking Thunder's punch and brings the other arm around locking Thunder into a full nelson then performs a powerful FULL NELSON SLAM. Bridge goes for the cover.)

Williams: 1...2...(kick out)

B.A.: GOOD GOD WHAT A MOVE BY THE BRIDGE GETTING ONLY A NEAR FALL!!!!

Mr.D: THE COUNT WAS SLOW!!! BRIDGE SHOULD BE THE WINNER!!! THAT WILLIAMS DON'T KNOW HOW TO COUNT TO THREE!!!!

( Thunder grabs his head kicking his feet in the air as he rolls out of the ring onto the floor. Williams steps over to the ropes and begins the count out reaching three when Bridge breaks the count by approaching the ropes.)

B.A.: See he can count to three!!!!

( Willaims motions Bridge to get back but Bridge goes around Williams and rolls out onto the floor. Thunder slowly starts to pull himself up with the help of the apron as Bridge moves toward Thunder. Bridge grabs Thunder by the head and lands an overhand right to the face of Thunder sending him back down to the mat. Bridge picks Thunder up immediately and places Thunder into a standing head scissors. Bridge grabs the waste of Thunder and lifts him onto his shoulders for the JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB. Thunder counters sending Bridge crashing to the hard floor with a HURRICANRANNA. Williams starts the ten count as the two men lay on the floor outside. Thunder gets up to his feet first as Bridge rolls over on his stomach grabbing for his lower back.)

B.A.: THUNDER DOING WHATEVER IT TAKES TO STAY IN THIS MATCH!!!

Mr.D.: MY GOD THERE IS BODIES FLYING EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

( Thunder regains his feet first and retrieves Bridge from the floor and slides him into the ring breaking the count. Bridge starts to pull himself up on the second rope as Thunder steps up on the apron from outside. Bridge desperately drives a shoulder into the midsection of Thunder as he hovers over Bridge. Bridge stands up and reaches over the top rope grabbing Thunder by the head an puts him into a suplex position. Bridge lifts Thunder's feet high into the air hanging him vertical in the air. Bridge uses his power to hold Thunder vertically upside down as he takes a step back into the ring and then drops Thunder down hitting THE DAMBUSTER.)

B.A. DAMBUSTER!!!! DAMBUSTER!!!! DAMBUSTER!!!!! BRIDGE HIT THE DAMBUSTER!!!! THIS COULD BE ALL SHE WROTE!!!!

Mr.D.: THAT'S IT!!!!! COVER HIM!!!! BRIDGE HAS GOT IT WON!!!!!

Williams: 1.....2....(kick out)

B.A.: HE KICKED OUT!!! HE KICKED OUT!!!! OH MY GOD JOHNNY THUNDER KICKED OUT OF THE DAMBUSTER!!!! WHAT A SHOW OF HEART BY JOHNNY THUNDER!!!!

Mr.D.: AHHHHHHHHH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!

( Bridge raises up off of Thunder and looks at the referee in disbelief. Bridge gets to his feet and grabs Thunder by the head. Bridge, barely able to lift the dead weight of Thunder off the canvass, hoists Thunder onto his shoulder and slowly climbs a near top turnbuckle.)

B.A.: BRIDGE IS GOING FOR THE LANDMARK!!! THIS COULD BE IT!!!!! IT'LL BE OVER HERE!!! THEY'LL BE NO KICKING OUT OF THIS!!!!!

Mr.D.: THUNDER IS DEFENSELESS!!!! HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO STOP IT!!!!

( Bridge fights to keep his balance on the top rope as he stands completely vertical. He grasps the body of Thunder tightly as he leaps into the air. The two men collide back on the canvass as Bridge hits THE LANDMARK.)

Williams: 1.....2....3

B.A.: BRIDGE WINS!!!!! BRIDGE RETAINS THE T.V. TITLE!!!! WHAT A BATTLE WE'VE JUST WITNESSED!!!! JOHNNY THUNDER GAVE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT JUST WASN'T ENOUGH TO DEFEAT THE BIG MAN KNOWN AS THE BRIDGE!!!!!!

(Bridges raises his arms to the crowd and checks on Thunder. Walks to commentary side and asks for the mike. Thunder is slowly coming to. )

Bridge: Johnny Thunder, I and the EWA faithful thank you. You raise the Bridge to the next level and anytime you want somebody to watch your back, you got it.

( Bridge throws the mike back down to the mat and exits the ring through the stage side ropes. He walks backward watching Thunder in the ring. Bridge struggles to catch his breath as he reaches the stage. Bridge turns to the curtain and exits the arena with the T.V. title on his shoulder. The camera cuts to commercial.)

B.A.: WE ARE BACK FOLKS!!!! AND WHAT AN EXCITING MATCH WE'VE JUST SEEN!!!!! BRIDGE RETAINS THE EWA T.V. TITLE AGAINST JOHNNY THUNDER IN ONE OF THE GREATEST BATTLES I'VE SEEN THUS FAR IN THE EWA!!!!

Mr.D.: THEY GAVE IT ALL THEY HAD AND LEFT IT ALL IN THE RING, B.A.!!! BUT IN THE END THUNDER JUST COULDN'T COMPETE WITH BRIDGE'S AWESOME POWER AND SIZE!!!!!

Voiceover: Ask not what your country can do for you

( Living Colour's "Cult of Personality" explodes through the Bateman Center as the crowd jumps to their feet with ecstatic roars. Vice President Matt McDaniel emerges from under the Psychotron as EWA logos flash over the screen. McDaniel stops at the stage looking at the crowd and adjusts his EWA gold pinky ring. He carries a microphone with the EWA logo embossed on a black square attached to the mic. McDaniel slowly walks down to the ring stroking his goatee and then walks up the steel steps and enters the ring. Once inside he straightens his Armani jacket and stands in the center of the canvass as a hush flows over the crowd.)

B.A.: THE EWA PRESIDENT HAS DECIDED TO PAY US AN UNEXPECTED VISIT!!!! LET'S SEE JUST EXACTLY WHAT HE'S GOT TO SAY!!!!

V.P.: I want to start off by saying thank you for that warm ovation that I just received as I walked down here to the ring.

( The crowd pops with cheers then slowly settles back into silence. McDaniel raises the microphone back to his mouth and slowly begins to pace about the ring.)

V.P.: Earlier tonight we started off this pay-per-view with a loser leaves the EWA match. However, that match resulted in a draw, between The Corruptor and his opponent Jesus Gonzalez. Now a lot of confusion and speculation started floating around in the backstage area as to just who will be leaving the EWA. Since there was a draw then there was actually no loser. I thought about it for a while then decided to exercise my power as EWA Vice President and came down to a decision. First Jesus Gonzalez. While you have only been in the EWA a short while, since you've been here you have made no effort to improve both your in ring and out of ring skills. With this lack of effort and participation on your end I have decided that there is no place for you here in the EWA. I'm sorry, but......Your fired.

( Mixed cheers and boos sound through the Bateman Center. McDaniel drops the microphone to his side.)

B.A.: WOW!!!! Vice President McDaniel just dropped the bomb here in the ring and has sent Jesus Gonzalez packing.

Mr.D.: Well, that's what you get when you don't pull your weight here in the EWA. In my opinion Jesus deserved a pink slip.

( The Vice President holds his hand up in the air to ask the crowd for silence as he raises the microphone to his mouth to speak once again.)

V.P.: Now as for The Corruptor. Technically since I have fired Jesus Gonzalez you should suffer the same result since the two of you drew your match this evening. However, In your career here in the EWA you have put a lot of effort into become better and better with each match. While you may not be doing class A material you are doing exactly what you have been ask to do and that is try your best and put some effort into it. And, while you still do need some work I have decided to give you a second chance. This will be your only chance however. That chance is this. Next week you will have the most important match of your EWA career. Next week you will meet none other than The Lionheart.

( The crowd starts to cheer but is quickly silenced as McDaniel raises his hand to continue.)

V.P.: There will be a stipulation to this match. If you lose, you will be given your outright release from the EWA. Let me make this clear. If you do not win this match you, along with, Mr. Gonzalez will be fir.......

Wanna f**k with Shady

Will F**kn' Kill you

( The crowd sounds through the air with roaring boos as President Flaws comes out of the backstage area wearing his usual comfortable attire. He struts down to the ring and walks up the steps and stands in front of Vice President McDaniel. They stare at each other briefly then Flaws snatches the microphone out of McDaniel's hand as he music comes to a close.)

B.A.: Looks like President Flaws wants to put in a few words of his own!!! And he don't look to happy with Vice President McDaniel!!!!

Mr.D.: I hope Flaws is out here to hand the V.P. his pink slip!!!!

Flaws: JUST WHO IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!!!!......( Flaws points a finger in the V.P.'s face.).......DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO COME OUT HERE AND JUST FIRE ANYBODY YOU WANT TO?!!!!! Don't even bother answering, because I'm telling you right here and now....you don't. I make the decisions in this company, not you.......I run the show!!!! Now while I'm not going to reinstate Jesus Gonzalez because his ass was on the way out anyway, I am going to make a little change regarding the match you have planned for The Corruptor. The stipulation you have incurred on the match still stands, however, if The Corruptor defeats Lionheart next week then he will get a Television Title Shot against The Bridge.

( McDaniel shakes his head in agreement.)

Flaws.: As for you, I think maybe you've gotten just a little bit to big for your britches, so to speak. From now on anything you have in mind has to be okayed by me...PERSONALLY!!!!!! If you can't handle that then I suggest you take your ass back to your office and pack your things!!! This is fair warning. Don't ever.....EVER....Cross the Boss!!!!

( Flaws' music sounds again as he drops the microphone at McDaniel's feet and walks out of the ring and up the ramp. McDaniel follows slowly behind watching the curtain as Flaws disappears into the backstage area.)

B.A.: What a turn of events. You've just heard that The Corruptor has been put on notice and is being given one final shot to prove himself here in the EWA. A stipulation issued by Vice President Matt McDaniel, that if The Corruptor fails to gain a victory against The Lionheart then he will be fired from the EWA. Then President Flaws came out and added a stipulation that if The Corruptor wins, he gets a title shot.!!!

Mr.D.: Yeah, If I was The Corruptor my ass would be puckered up like the end of a hot dog right now. The Corruptor better start getting ready for his match today or he's gonna be kicked to the curb.!!!

B.A.: Folks we've got to pause for a station break, but when we come back will be ready for the May Massacre Main Event as Jarod Crow defends the EuroAmerican Title against Damian "The Wolf" Smith.

Mr.D.: Lets not forget the referee for that match either!!! Mac Maloy!!! I have a feeling somebody is gonna get screwed tonight!!!!

( The camera cuts to commercial.)

B.A. WELCOME BACK AND THE TIME IS NOW!!!! IT'S TIME FOR THE........

( B.A. and Mr. D are silenced as the opening guitar chords to "My Way" play. The arena lights dim and a white angel appears on the Psychotron. Smoke drifts onto the entrance and blue lights shine down onto it.)

"You think you're special, you do,

I can see it in your eyes,

I can see it when you laugh at me,

And walk around on me"

(As the opening lines are sung red pyro goes off on either side of the entrance and the ramp. Then out of the smoke emerges Everybody's Victim, and the crowd goes wild! He is wearing a black trenchcoat over his wrestling attire and as he strides quickly down the ramp, pillars of blue flame erupt from either side as he passes. When he reaches the ring he removes his trenchcoat and throws it into the crowd. He then enters the ring, climbs one of the turnbuckles and raises his arms in the air as blue pyro goes off on the other three. He then jumps down from the turnbuckle and strides confidently to the center of the ring.)

B.A.: JAROD CROW...."EVERYBODY'S VICTIM".....IS READY FOR THE MATCH OF HIS LIFE!!!! HE'S LOOKING FOR VINDICATION AS HE SAYS THAT HE KNOWS IN HIS HEART THAT DAMIAN SMITH SHOULD HAVE WON THE TITLE BY SUBMISSION. WILL HE BE ABLE TO PROVE THAT HE DESERVES THE EUROAMERICAN TITLE TONIGHT?!!!!!

Mr.D.: NOT A CHANCE IN HELL IN MY OPINION. DAMIAN SMITH WILL MAKE SHORT WORK OF HIM AGAIN AND WIN THIS ONE QUICK. THE ONLY WAY THAT CROW CAN WIN IS IF SMITH IS SCREWED BY TRUCK MALOY!!! AND GIVEN THE REPUTATION OF MALOY I DON'T DOUBT THAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!

( "Of Wolf & Man" interrupts the entrance music of Jarod Crow. Damian Smith comes out from behind the black cloak underneath the Psychotron as fans boo. Pyro shoots off with the beat of Metallica's drum and Smith walks down the ramp to the ring. Smith slides in under the rope as the two men circle each other starring each other down. The ring announcer steps slightly in between them to continue his announcement.)

Ring Announcer: AND YOUR SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE FOR THIS MATCH. THE EWA WORLD TITLE CHAMPION MAC "TRUCK" MALOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY!!!

( The lights dim as the announcer finishes his opening. The all to familiar horn blast over the P.A. system and the two headlights get larger and larger on the Psychotron. "Enter Sandman" bangs into full force as the pyro lights up down the simulated highway on the ramp. Truck Maloy comes out of the backstage area wearing an EWA zebra striped officials shirt. The sleeves are ripped off showing the muscular biceps of Truck. The EWA World Title is draped around his shoulder. Truck walks down to the ring and then continues around it until he reaches the time keeper. He hands the EWA Title Belt to the timekeeper and then slides into the ring. He walks straight over to Jarod Crow and throws a pointed finger in his face and mouths inaudibly. Crow only stairs defiantly back at him as Truck drops his finger than walks over toward Damian Smith. Truck starts to point his finger at Smith when Smith turns his back to Truck and faces the turnbuckles and kneels down tugging the ropes as if he was warming up. Truck stops in his tracks a little startled and frustrated at the disrespect. Truck gives Smith a two finger salute while his back is turned then in an instant turns to the timekeeper for the bell. As it sounds Crow charges Smith while his back is still turned and lands a DOUBLE AXE HANDLE SMASH to the back of The Wolf's head.)

B.A.: WE ARE UNDERWAY IN THIS EXCITING MAIN EVENT!!! AND JAROD CROW WASTES NO TIME IN HIS ATTACK ON DAMIAN SMITH!!!

Mr.D.: SEE WHAT I MEAN!!! TRUCK MALOY INTENTIONALLY RUNG THE BELL WHEN SMITH WASN'T READY SO CROW COULD GET THE EARLY UPPER HAND.

B.A.: Well if you ask me Smith is the idiot for turning his back on his opponent to begin with!!!!

( Crow turns Smith around in the corner exposing Damian's chest for two thundering knife edge chops. Crow follows up by stomping the right knee of Smith over and over again. Smith reaches a hand into the face of Crow and stabs a thumb into Jarod's eye to get out of the corner. Crow, only momentarily disoriented, quickly positions himself behind Smith as Damian limps along the ropes trying to kick the pain out of his knee. Crow darts forward landing a CHOPBLOCK to the knee of Smith. Smith goes down as Crow gets up standing over him. Crow places the leg of Smith across the bottom rope and leaps into the air coming down in a seated position on the right knee. Truck steps in giving the break count but Crow ignores him. Truck steps in and grabs Crow around the shoulders and flings him back off of Smith. Crow steps into Truck's face and starts mouthing at Truck.)

B.A.: UH-OH!!!! Crow getting a little to interested in the officiating of Truck Maloy. He might better pay more attention to his opponent!!!

Mr.D.: Hey, Crow has got every right to be in Truck's face!!! You never EVER lay your hands on a wrestler as an official. I hope Crow lays Truck out!!!

( Smith gets back to his feet as Truck and Crow continue to argue with one another. Smith comes up behind Truck shoving him out of the way. As Truck clears his line of sight Smith brings up a big boot and kicks Crow in the midsection, doubling him over at the waste. Smith steps in grasping Crow's head underneath his arm and performs a textbook SWINGING NECKBREAKER putting both men on the mat. Smith quickly crawls over on top of Crow.)

B.A.: A QUICK COVER....

Truck: 1...2...(kick out)

B.A.: NO!!! Crow able to get a shoulder off the mat to break the count.

Mr.D.: I don't know about that one. That two count looked a little slow.

B.A. Would you stop?!!!

( Smith gets back to his feet without hesitation and stomps Jarod in the sternum while hovering over him. Smith picks crow up by the head and muscles him against the ropes. Smith goes for the Irish whip but Crow reverses the throw sending Smith across the ring. Jarod ducks his head into position for a back body drop but takes his eyes off his target and is planted face first into the mat with an X-FACTOR from Damian Smith. Smith hooks the leg for another cover.)

Truck: 1...2..(kick out)

B.A.: ANOTHER NEAR FALL AND CROW IS IN AN EXTREMELY BAD WAY HERE IN THE EARLY GOINGS OF THIS MATCH!!!!

( Smith, getting back, grabs Crow by the head again but Crow manages to land some elbows to the stomach of Smith as he rises off the mat. Smith grabs his midsection and Crow darts toward the near ropes. Crow rebounds off the rope and ducks under a leap frog by Smith. Crow puts on the brakes and stands behind Smith, as Smith turns Crow lands a glancing SUPERKICK to Smith sending him flying back over the ropes and spilling down onto the floor. Crow ducks down into a ready position as Smith slowly gets back to his feet on the outside. As Smith struggles back up onto the apron Crow launches into the air spearing Smith through the ropes with THE JUSTICE STRIKE.)

B.A.: CROW HIT THE JUSTICE STRIKE!!! A DEVASTATING MANEUVER!!! IF HE CAN GET SMITH BACK IN THE RING IT COULD BE OVER RIGHT HERE!!!

Mr.D.: YEAH BUT LOOK AT CROW!! THAT MOVE MAY PUNISH YOUR OPPONENT BUT IT TAKES ITS TOLL ON THE PERSON ADMINISTERING IT TOO!!! THERE BOTH DOWN.

( Truck approaches the announcer's side ropes where the two men lay and starts administering the ten count. Crow begins to stir first and manages to get to a knee with the help of the steel steps. Crow shakes his head to get it clear and then retrieves Smith off the mat. Crow grabs Smith by the back of the head, as Truck reaches the count of five, and drives Damian's head down into the announcers table. Smith staggers back against the apron and Crow drives his shoulder into the midsection of Smith smashing Damian's back against the apron. Damian falls to the ground in pain grasping his lower back. Truck reaches the count of eight and Crow picks up Smith and rolls him into the ring under the bottom rope. Crow climbs the apron and looks out into the crowd. He slowly climbs the turnbuckles to the outside.)

B.A.: CROW LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING TO GO FOR A HIGH RISK MANEUVER HERE!!!!

( A loud roar sounds from under the Psychotron and Limp Bizkit pierces the arena with "Livin' It Up". Truck recognizes the familiar music and turns toward the Psychotron and drops into a ready stance. Crow reaches the top as Smith starts back to his feet in the ring. The roar from under the screen gets louder as a motorcycle appears on stage driven by Steve Rage.)

B.A.: IT'S STEVEN RAGE!!! RAGE IS HERE!!! HE'S HERE FOR TRUCK MALOY!!!

Mr.D.: IT'S TRUCK'S ASS NOW!!! RAGE IS GOING TO BEAT HIM LIKE A RED HEADED STEP CHILD!!!!

( Truck fanatically calls for Rage to "bring it on" waving him to the ring with both hands. Behind Truck Smith gets to his feet as Crow leaps into the air for a missile dropkick. Smith takes a step out of Crow's targeted range and catches Jarod's feet midair. Smith interlocks the legs of Crow and flips him over into a TEXAS CLOVER LEAF. Rage dismounts the bike on the stage and reaches into the saddle bags pulling out a large red ribbon. Truck watches Rage intently as Crow lies on the mat behind them screaming in pain from the submission maneuver. Rage places red ribbon upon the bike and takes the keys from the ignition and dangles them in the air. He then points to Truck then the bike. Crow writhes and winces in pain but has no where to go as he begins to pound the mat in submission. Truck never takes his eyes as he and Rage stare at each other.)

B.A.: CROW IS TAPPING OUT AGAIN BUT TRUCK ISN'T GONNA TAKE HIS EYES OFF OF STEVEN RAGE!!! HE KNOWS RAGE'S GAME AND WON'T TURN HIS BACK TO HIM!!!!

Mr.D.: TURN AROUND YOU STUPID TEXAN!!!! THIS IS BULLSH<censor>T!!!! DAMIAN SMITH IS BEING SCREWED AGAIN!!!!

( Smith releases the hold as Crow slowly begins to drift out of consciousness from the extreme pain. Smith rushes over to Truck and grabs his arm pulling Mac around to face him. Smith starts spitting curses at Truck and then shoves Truck against the ropes. Truck looks down at where Smith's hands once laid and then back up at Damian. Crow slowly starts to pull his torso off the mat and manages to look up and get a glance at the back of his opponent. Crow gets to his feet as best as he can favoring the leg that suffered the pressure of the nasty cloverleaf submission. Smith curses Truck again. Truck gathers all the force he can muster and shoves Damian in the chest sending him backward into Crow. Crow locks in a tazzmission like set up and then lifts Smith into the air hitting THE SINS OF THE MANY. Crow, with the last ounce of strength, lays an arm over smith as Truck drops to the canvass to count the pin.)

B.A.: HERE IT IS!!!! HERE IT IS!!!!

B.A.: CROW KEEPS THE TITLE!!! CROW KEEPS THE TITLE!!!!

Mr.D.: I TOLD YOU!!! I TOLD YOU!!!!! TRUCK MALOY WAS GOING TO SCREW SOMEBODY AND HE DAMN SURE DID!!!!

( Truck quickly jumps up and turns back to the stage where Rage still stands. Crow rolls out of the ring near the time keeper where he retrieves his belt as he collapses on the floor. Smith begins to show signs of life and then sits up in the middle of the ring. He grabs his head as he realizes what has happened when he sees Crow drop on the outside. Smith slowly turns as he gets up and sees Truck still standing in the ring watching Rage. Smith creeps out of the ring and retrieves a chair from ringside and then slides back in.)

B.A.: TRUCK!!! LOOK OUT!!!!

Mr.D.: GET HIS ASS WOLF!!!!

( Damian fold the steel chair up and raises it over his head. Rage starts pointing frantically down at the ring as Truck watches in confusion. Truck slowly turns back to the ring as Smith brings down the steel cracking it over the head of the EWA Champion. Rage rushes down to the ring as Damian hovers over Truck and repeatedly beats him about the body with the chair. Smith stops and turns to Rage as the two men stand over Truck's body. Rage reaches his hand out with a smile as he looks at Smith. Smith slowly hands him the chair as Rage sadistically raises it up into the air.)

B.A.: MY GOD!!! NO!!! RAGE IS SICK!!!

Mr.D: IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS!!!!!

( Rage holds the steel high pausing in the air as he looks down at Truck with the smile. A quick glance back at Smith and Rage brings the chair down and cracks it across the head of Damian Smith. The crowd cheers wildly shaking the Bateman Center with their screams. Rage throws the chair back down to the mat and then points a finger in the face of The Wolf. Rage reaches into his pocket and retrieves the keys he held on stage and then places them in the limp hand of Truck Maloy.)

Mr.D.: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!! WHAT THE HELL IS RAGE DOING!!!

B.A.: RAGE IS HELPING TRUCK MALOY!!!! THAT MOTORCYCLE WAS THE GIFT THAT HE WAS WANTING TO GIVE THE CHAMP!!!! RAGE HAS CHANGED HIS WAYS AND IS HELPING THE EWA CHAMPION!!! MY GOD WHAT A SHOCKING NIGHT IT'S BEEN!!! WE ARE OUT OF TIME!!!

Mr.D.: RAGE YOU TURNCOAT MOTHER F......( fade)